Freezzing My Ass Off

This is unbelievable. Yesterday it was freakin 5 degree's outside. For the love of all that's holy, who the hell pissed off Mother Nature. Someone please tell me so I can sit them down and kick them in the face. This is unbelievable, I can't believe it. Now I truly understand what a freakin ice cube feels like sittin in a freezer all day long. No wonder they melt when u take them out, they probably don't know how to handle the damn warmth. Damn the snow and the ice, this is ridiculous. I use to love them both when I was young but now I hate them both. No Mr. Frosty, No Rudolph and no fat man in a little red suit could survive in elements like this. I think all of those stories about Santa at the North Pole were a lie. I think he bought some remote island sipping on Pina Colada's laughing at everyone and just gets his mail forwarding. Smart ole man if I don't say so myself. Wish I could work for him. Well that concludes my entry for today. I hope every else is enjoying nice pleasant weather. As for me, I'm stuck in the great state of Misery suffering and trying to bundle up. Later all... oh by the way.. please pray for me if you don't mind so I don't freeze to death. Jeeeezzzz!!!!